i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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