I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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