i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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