Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
