I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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