Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I got inside last night via doggy door
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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