Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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