I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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