I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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