Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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