fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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