Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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