Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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