this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
