Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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