omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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