Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Of course I have a pirate flag
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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