brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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