Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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