Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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