Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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