dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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