Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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