Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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