Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i out mim tonsoeep
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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