u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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