Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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