: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
soo... how was my night?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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