It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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