K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i out mim tonsoeep
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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