dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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