you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Randomize
