Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
