6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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