Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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