Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
