Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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