my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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