your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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