What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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