I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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