Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
two words: eviction party
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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