What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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