What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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