Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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