I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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