did you get engaged???
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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