its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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