UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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