i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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