ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My vagina is very pro this idea
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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