Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm getting married
To pizza
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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