i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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