you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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