Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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