When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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